By Roxanne Wilder

One crazy love triangle happening right here in Tampa. Mishay Simpson is married to semi-pro golfer Rhett Simpson. She was getting some side action from 23-year-old Andrew Noll. (Mishay is 28.) Well, she’d been telling her husband not to worry about her relationship with Noll and described him as her “gay friend”.

When Noll snuck into Simpson’s home for a tryst, Simpson fired at him with a 9-mm. Ruger. They both called 911, Noll reporting that he’d been shot and Simpson called to report the intruder. Simpson earns honors as our Flori-Dummy of the Week!