The NFL suspended Broncos wide receiver Wes Welker for four games on Tuesday for violating the league’s performance-enhancing drug policy.
READ MORE: Joe And Son's Olive Oils Celebrate 10 Years In South TampaWelker allegedly took MDMA aka “Molly” at the Kentucky Derby. Welker insists he’s innocent and has suggested someone might have slipped the drug into his drink at the Triple Crown race.
Hilarity on Twitter ensued. Here are the top 14 reactions to Wes Welker’s suspension.
1. Could Tom Brady Have Been Involved?
Who spiked Welker's drink at the Kentucky Derby? pic.twitter.com/rKQkGAndN5
2. Evidence?
Just heard that Tom Brady roofied Wes Welker. pic.twitter.com/D9fKqwyu3b
3. Or Perhaps it Was Giselle?
https://twitter.com/PeytonsHead/status/507148619561336832
4. Or is Bill Belichick a more likely candidate?
When you slip your enemy Molly at the Kentucky derby and he fails a drug test pic.twitter.com/L5C9KdMRAp
5. Aw, did you have to drag John Elway into this?
FUN FACT: John Elway's mother won the 1994 Kentucky Derby pic.twitter.com/rcN4mPYe42
— Hammer and Nigel (@hammerandnigel) September 3, 2014
6. This guy didn’t have a ‘Clue.’
Wes Welker took Molly cut with amphetamines at the Kentucky Derby. Damn, I had Julian Edelman/bath salts/Preakness in the office pool
— Eric Stangel (@EricStangel) September 2, 2014
7. Deny. Deny. Deny.
READ MORE: 23rd Annual 'A Home For The Holidays At The Grove' Comes To CBS On Sunday, December 5th"I don't do marijuana, I don't do drugs. I don't do any drugs," says the dude wearing sunglasses passing out bills at the Kentucky Derby.
8. Fear and Loathing?
.@FredToucher @Toucherandrich Wes Welker's Depraved Kentucky Derby pic.twitter.com/OlgVtrbeDE
— Mike Denison (@mikd33) September 3, 2014
9. It’s a mad, mad, mad lib world.
Wes Welker was just suspended for taking Molly at the Kentucky Derby. Life is a Mad Lib.
10. It’s getting hot up in here.
BSO: Wes Welker Says He Didn't "Knowingly" Pop the Molly, Blames NFL http://t.co/U1dAY4VeIC pic.twitter.com/WElwuE8e6p
11. Requisite Ray Rice slam.
Wes Welker would have a shorter suspension if he beat up Molly. Apparently that only costs two games.
12. Another Madden Glitch?
https://twitter.com/BillyDaKid732/status/507141296021315584
13. Rocky Mountain High?
BREAKING: New Wes Welker jersey available at Denver Broncos team shop pic.twitter.com/xKImnLyVzm
— Shooter McGavin (@ShooterMcGavin_) September 3, 2014
14. That Molly’s pretty sneaky.
This is hilarious! @WesWelker @Tyga #MOLLY pic.twitter.com/YleNYeMKZC
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