The NFL suspended Broncos wide receiver Wes Welker for four games on Tuesday for violating the league’s performance-enhancing drug policy.READ MORE: Environmental group's annual sunscreen guide released
Welker allegedly took MDMA aka “Molly” at the Kentucky Derby. Welker insists he’s innocent and has suggested someone might have slipped the drug into his drink at the Triple Crown race.
Hilarity on Twitter ensued. Here are the top 14 reactions to Wes Welker’s suspension.
1. Could Tom Brady Have Been Involved?
3. Or Perhaps it Was Giselle?
4. Or is Bill Belichick a more likely candidate?
5. Aw, did you have to drag John Elway into this?
FUN FACT: John Elway's mother won the 1994 Kentucky Derby pic.twitter.com/rcN4mPYe42— Hammer and Nigel (@hammerandnigel) September 3, 2014
6. This guy didn’t have a ‘Clue.’
Wes Welker took Molly cut with amphetamines at the Kentucky Derby. Damn, I had Julian Edelman/bath salts/Preakness in the office pool— Eric Stangel (@EricStangel) September 2, 2014
7. Deny. Deny. Deny.READ MORE: Wingstop Could Soon Raise Its Own Chickens
"I don't do marijuana, I don't do drugs. I don't do any drugs," says the dude wearing sunglasses passing out bills at the Kentucky Derby.
"I don't do marijuana, I don't do drugs. I don't do any drugs," says the dude wearing sunglasses passing out bills at the Kentucky Derby.— Andy Atterbury (@Anderbury) September 3, 2014
8. Fear and Loathing?
9. It’s a mad, mad, mad lib world.
Wes Welker was just suspended for taking Molly at the Kentucky Derby. Life is a Mad Lib.
Wes Welker was just suspended for taking Molly at the Kentucky Derby. Life is a Mad Lib.— Ben Rosen (@Rosen) September 3, 2014
10. It’s getting hot up in here.
11. Requisite Ray Rice slam.
Wes Welker would have a shorter suspension if he beat up Molly. Apparently that only costs two games.
Wes Welker would have a shorter suspension if he beat up Molly. Apparently that only costs two games.— Process That (@no1philliesfan) September 3, 2014
12. Another Madden Glitch?
13. Rocky Mountain High?
BREAKING: New Wes Welker jersey available at Denver Broncos team shop pic.twitter.com/xKImnLyVzm— Shooter McGavin (@ShooterMcGavin_) September 3, 2014
14. That Molly’s pretty sneaky.
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