By Chris Kral

One of our favorite tweeters (and he should be yours too) is Arizona Cardinals defensive end Darnell Dockett. While he’s no soccer aficionado, he really takes a deep look into the 2014 World Cup in Brazil by asking the all-important USMNT related questions. Dockett really is the voice of the American people as we navigate through this confusing period where futbol soccer takes over our TV.

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This weekend, Darnell Dockett took on USA vs. Portugal. I know, I know…sore subject. On the bright side, the USMNT are still alive.

7 Darnell Dockett World Cup tweets that ask the important questions (@ddockett):

7. Everyone across America.

Because soccer isn’t really our ‘thing’.

6. At one point this was a rhetorical question.

Group G, or as it’s been fondly referred to as the ‘Group of Death’, has tested Portugal.

5. Patriotism.

Not a question. More like a thought, but I digress.

4. The ‘I need to know who’s best’ question.

Hands down, the USA answer is Clint Dempsey. No comment on the “red team.”

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3. The ‘When can I pee?’ question.

Answer: When the players leave the field. Two opportunities: at 45 minutes (+ stoppage) for halftime and at 90 minutes (+ stoppage), so hold it in.

2. As if we weren’t already devastated enough, now math.

A tie means we earned one point and if we won it would have been 3 points, but if Ghana and Portugal tie, each team will earn 1 point and if we…over it. Get a breakdown here.

1. Because now we can’t get enough.

This Thursday against Germany. Go, USA!

BONUS: Get to know Darnell Dockett with CBS Local’s Player Style Files

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