The “stinkologists” at the newly-launched California-based flatulence company, Fart By Mail, launched a mail-order fart service, offering customers “a custom message, heinous odor, and hilarious fart sound” with every greeting card. All for only $8.99!
– Every Fart By Mail comes hermetically sealed in a very glamorous crystal clear polyethylene envelope.READ MORE: Alpharetta Man To Sue Police Over K-9 Attack, Alleged 'Misuse Of Force'
– Dr. Stink writes a message to your friend explaining what they are holding. After all, when was the last time they received a fart in the mail?
– Your friend will also receive a stunning, professionally printed audio greeting card.READ MORE: Pinellas County Sheriff's Office Participate In Florida Association Of Police Explorers State Competition
– The classy picture inside is sure to leave an impression.
– The card contains a custom message from you, a heinous odor, and hilarious fart sound!MORE NEWS: Escaped Louisville Fugitive Arrested In Henry County