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  1. Johnny Manziel yelling Jar Jar Binks toy
    Did Johnny Manziel Or Phantom Menace Have A More Disastrous Debut?

    Johnny Manziel failed epically in his Browns debut. How does his failure compare to Star Wars: Episode 1 The Phantom Menace?

  2. Lavonte David and Orie Lemon tackle Jonathan Stewart messy closet
    NFC South More Of A Mess Than My Closet?

    A team with a losing record could win the NFC South. The division is a mess. But how does that mess compare to my closet?

  3. DETROIT, MI - NOVEMBER 24: New York Jets head football coach Rex Ryan watches the action during the game against the Buffalo Bills at Ford Field on November 24, 2014 in Detroit, Michigan. The Bills defeated the Jets 38-3. Tipsy the Drunken Clown
    Rex Ryan Or Drunk Birthday Clown More Likely To Get Fired Right Now?

    Jets coach Rex Ryan is a mess right now. But how does he compare to a drunk birthday clown?

  4. KANSAS CITY, MO - NOVEMBER 30: Head coach Andy Reid of the Kansas City Chiefs wears the number 29 on his jacket in support of Eric Berry during warm ups before the game against the Denver Broncos at Arrowhead Stadium on November 30, 2014 in Kansas City, Missouri. Portrait Of Happy Santa Claus With Hands On Stomach
    Andy Reid Or Santa Claus, Who Dominates December?

    December is a critical month in the NFL and society at large. Who owns this time of year, NFL coach Andy Reid or Christmas icon Santa Claus?

  5. SANTA CLARA, CA - NOVEMBER 27: Marshawn Lynch #24 of the Seattle Seahawks warms up pregame against the San Francisco 49ers at Levi's Stadium on November 27, 2014 in Santa Clara, California. LAS VEGAS, NV - AUGUST 09: Former boxer Mike Tyson inducts Evander Holyfield (not pictured) into the Nevada Boxing Hall of Fame at the second annual induction gala at the New Tropicana Las Vegas on August 9, 2014 in Las Vegas, Nevada.
    Is Marshawn Lynch Or Mike Tyson A Better Interview Subject?

    Marshawn Lynch isn’t known for his words. Mike Tyson is, in a way. Who’s the better interview subject?

  6. ST. LOUIS, MO - NOVEMBER 30: Derek Carr #4 of the Oakland Raiders passes against the St. Louis Rams in the second quarter at the Edward Jones Dome on November 30, 2014 in St. Louis, Missouri. The Rams beat the Raiders 52-0. sunrise
    Raiders Getting Trounced Or Sun Rising More Inevitable?

    The Oakland Raiders lose a lot, most recently 52-0 to the St. Louis Rams. Is a Raiders trouncing more inevitable than the sun rising?

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