Did Johnny Manziel Or Phantom Menace Have A More Disastrous Debut?
Johnny Manziel failed epically in his Browns debut. How does his failure compare to Star Wars: Episode 1 The Phantom Menace?
NFC South More Of A Mess Than My Closet?
A team with a losing record could win the NFC South. The division is a mess. But how does that mess compare to my closet?
Rex Ryan Or Drunk Birthday Clown More Likely To Get Fired Right Now?
Jets coach Rex Ryan is a mess right now. But how does he compare to a drunk birthday clown?
Andy Reid Or Santa Claus, Who Dominates December?
December is a critical month in the NFL and society at large. Who owns this time of year, NFL coach Andy Reid or Christmas icon Santa Claus?
Is Marshawn Lynch Or Mike Tyson A Better Interview Subject?
Marshawn Lynch isn’t known for his words. Mike Tyson is, in a way. Who’s the better interview subject?
Raiders Getting Trounced Or Sun Rising More Inevitable?
The Oakland Raiders lose a lot, most recently 52-0 to the St. Louis Rams. Is a Raiders trouncing more inevitable than the sun rising?