Central Florida will embark this spring on one of its largest mass transportation experiments when service begins on the first 32-mile phase of the $1.2 billion SunRail commuter train, an effort to ease nightmarish traffic and protect the region’s long-term economic health.
Retailers have pitched in to make sure some Florida National Guardsmen have the transportation to get home for the holidays.
The “stinkologists” at the newly-launched California-based flatulence company, Fart By Mail, launched a mail-order fart service, offering customers “a custom message, heinous odor, and hilarious fart sound” with every greeting card. All for only $8.99! […]