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Rollergirl

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Once upon a time there was a girl named Rollergirl. She was fun and smart and loved sports. Skating was her favorite pastime. One day Rollergirl’s mom told her to get a job. You see, Rollergirl didn’t want to work. All she wanted to do was skate, go to the beach, sleep all day and listen to music.

She thought and thought about where she could work that was fun, allowed her to talk about sports, played great music and let her have the day to be carefree. Her friend, The Fabulous Sports Babe, called her up one afternoon and said, “let’s work nights on 98.7 The Fan” and Rollergirl said, “okay”. The End.

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(AUDIO) Plaxico Burress Unveiled His Line Of Luxury Socks, Kevin Durant’s Back Tattoo Has a Typo, And More On Stories We Missed

The Fabulous Sports Babe used to be in charge of Stories We Missed, but Rollergirl took the segment away from her because all of the Babe’s stories were about death and destruction. So Rollergirl made [...]

98.7 The Fan–12 hours ago

File photo of Sergio Garcia, left, and Tiger Woods. (credit: Richard Heathcote/Getty Images)

(AUDIO) Sergio Garcia Opens His Mouth Again And An NBA Star Gets A Death Threat In Stories We Missed

Sergio Garcia and Tiger Woods didn’t share any kind words during the TPC controversy a few weeks ago, and Rollergirl tells us in tonight’s Stories We Missed that Sergio has caused some controversy with more [...]

98.7 The Fan–2013/05/21

(AUDIO) Jay-Z Says Beyonce Is NOT Pregnant, Taylor Swift Wins Big, And More On Rollergirl’s Stories We Missed

Just a few days after Rollergirl told us that Beyonce was pregnant in a previous edition of Stories We Missed, Jay-Z came out and said the rumors of Beyonce’s pregnancy were not true! Rollergirl and [...]

98.7 The Fan–2013/05/20

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(AUDIO) Beyonce Is Pregnant Again, And Kim Wants To Tour With Kanye On Rollergirl’s Stories We Missed

With the end of the week comes another wacky, random, and crazy edition of Rollergirl’s Stories We Missed with The Fabulous Sports Babe, as the ladies discussed Beyonce announcement that she’s pregnant again, Kim Kardashian [...]

98.7 The Fan–2013/05/17

A participant dressed as a "Klingon" war

(AUDIO) The Powerball Jackpot Reaches Epic Proportions, A Search Engine Has A Klingon Translator, And More On Stories We Missed

With the Powerball Jackpot reaching an obscenely high level, Rollergirl and The Fabulous Sports Babe have been tripping over themselves to get tickets for the huge jackpot, but they sure didn’t forget about the rest [...]

98.7 The Fan–2013/05/16