Every year you go to the stadium, dressed in team gear, rooting for your favorite players… but you’ve always run into THAT guy/gal that you just wish would go away. We’ve compiled a list with input from everyone here at the station, here’s the top five fans you least want to deal with at the stadium!
5) Gotta Check My Fantasy League Guy
He can’t help but check other team’s stats… while he’s at an actual game! How frustrating is it to get so pumped up for the game, but the guy next to you has a frown all day long because he started Joe Flacco in his keeper league and the Ravens turned in a stinker. Tough luck buddy, now put down the phone and watch the REAL game!
4) The Whistler
We get it. Your daddy taught you how to call the cows back in from the pasture, but we’re not in Kansas anymore friend. I’m sitting right next to you, there’s no need to whistle until my ears bleed. Show some common courtesy, the people in your immediate vicinity don’t need a 200 decibel blast in their ears for every single play!
3) Captain Potty-Mouth
We’re all passionate. We all take liberties with the English language from time to time, but when you’ve been at an NFL game or two, you know this guy… and you know them well. Usually they’ve been drinking since the parking lot opened and more than likely they’ve got $100 on the game. If you’re lucky, things may not be going well on the field for his team… While we understand the frustration, let’s remember that not everyone wants to hear from mister gutter mouth all day long.
2) Can’t Stay In His Seat Guy
Sure you’re gonna jump to your feet from time to time, but ever been around the guy/gal that just won’t sit down? They’re running down the aisle, across the row to talk to friends and they ALWAYS have to dance for the fan cam. We remember our first game too, but we’re adults now – time to start acting like it!
1) Should Have Stopped At Three Beers Guy
Our least favorite person at the game, at the party, and quite possibly in life is the ‘had ten too many’ person. Guy or gal, middle aged or freshly turned 21, they came to party and their level of party is at odds with everyone around them, and maybe even life in general. Whether it’s a cold beer down your back because they stumbled dancing to the intermission music or maybe they’re puking as you wait in line for food – no one likes the guy who drank too much.