Pants’ Profile on the Kirk & Dinger Morning Show
Jeff Pantridge AKA Pants took one for the team. He’s taking the big plunge into the world of online dating. To make it all the more exciting, he’s agreed to turn his personal/social life into a competition. He’ll battle it out against Drake from The Commish Show in an effort to see which of these two dashing men will receive more likes, winks, high-fives, thumbs up, I-like-you-do-you-like-me-check-one-yes-or-no’s and whatever other methods are available in the cyber world to show one’s appreciation for another’s dating profile. This will all culminate in an exciting date-off at Armani’s between D and P (get your head out of the gutter; I’m referring to Drake and Pants). And who knows…when it’s all over, maybe one or both will have found true love.
You can learn a little more about Pants by checking out his dating profile. Here’s an excerpt:
• Age 36
• Height 6”0’
• Weight 185
• Occupation –Radio Personality
• College –The University of Florida
I am a Florida native but I love to travel. Although I love sports, it doesn’t define me. I love music, wine and fine art. My idea of a good time is going out with friends, listening to live music or a quiet night in with a nice bottle of red.
I dig old music, classic cars, classic architecture, and vintage clothing. While the ‘70’s gets a bad rap by people who grew up in it, I’m fascinated by that era in time. Many of my favorite musicians come from the 70’s including Stevie Wonder, Van Morrison, Marvin Gaye, The Police and The Rolling Stones. I celebrate the past, but I do live for the day and the moment.
What I Am Looking For
• Age -25-35ish
• Height -6 feet or below
• Weight –I like an active woman and some curves are okay, too.
• Occupation –Personally, I am very career-driven, and I appreciate a woman who is similarly motivated. In an ideal situation, I picture being with a woman who I can laugh and totally relax with, but we’ll be serious in our support of each other’s goals and dreams.
• College – A college education is important, but it is not a deal-breaker if you’re not summa cum laude.
As far as what I look for in a woman…I like girls who I can have a good time with. Being pretty is a science; making me laugh is an art. There is nothing sexier to me than having good banter with a pretty girl. I’m a quick-witted guy, and I would love to meet my match. I like all kinds of girls: Girls next door, stylish girls, artsy girls, confident girls and most importantly, girls that like don’t take life too seriously. As far as hair goes, I am an equal opportunist. Blondes, brunettes and red-heads are all appealing in my book.
So, if you like what you see, hit a dude up! We’ll see what happens…