Here are some things you might not survive the week without knowing (at the very least, you won’t be out of the loop around the water-cooler): First thing…Orb lost.
2. For those of you who heard Joe Maddon’s post-game press conference on Thursday night and thought he said the team was going on a camel-themed trip, he didn’t say camel; he said camo. I’m glad I’m not a Rays player or I would’ve shown up in attire fit for a trip to Abu Dhabi. But thankfully, the players did not appear to be confused.
#3 Don’t you hate it when you brush your teeth in the morning and then drive to work drinking a cup of coffee? Your mouth goes from smelling like a peppermint to a litter box. According to the Huffington Post, Colgate-Palmolive recently filed a patent application for a toothbrush that could deliver doses of chemicals while you brush, i.e. caffeine. But don’t throw away your Starbucks gift cards just yet. The FDA is still investigating the safety of added caffeine. Not to mention, notice the proposed patent refers to toothbrushes that deliver “chemicals.” It might not stop at caffeine. “Need to focus? Go brush your pearly whites and get your dose of Adderall.” Hmm?