VERO BEACH, Fla. (CBS Tampa) – A Vero Beach woman is getting squeezed by police after allegedly grabbing her husband’s left testicle and refusing to let go.

Maryann Scott, 49, was arrested last month for an alleged incident with her husband, an incident in which Scott “firmly grabbed his left testicle and refused to let go.” According to an Indian River County Sheriff’s Office affidavit, Scott’s husband described his left testicle as having red marks and bruising from his wife holding onto it as hard and as long as she did.

On Nov. 26, Scott noticed that a $15,000 ring her husband had given to her as a gift was missing from where she normally kept it. Scott’s husband told police that he did indeed hide the ring, but his intentions were unclear, only stating that the couple was going through marital troubles and that he was going to file for divorce. When Scott’s husband refused to tell his wife where he hid the ring, Scott grabbed a knife and threatened to kill him if he didn’t tell her where the ring was located, according to the affidavit.

But instead of walking over to her husband with the knife, Scott walked over to her husband, lying on the couch at the time, and firmly grabbed his left testicle, not relinquishing her vice-like grip.

“[The husband] stated he then grabbed Maryann’s wrist to try and get her to let go of his testicle,” the affidavit stated. “[The husband] stated Maryann held on to his testicle for about two minutes or more before he was able to get her to let go.”

The husband would call 911 to report the incident, later being given a camera by police to take a photo of his left testicle. The photo shows two separate red marks and bruises to the testicle, according to the affidavit.

Scott maintains that her husband had been drinking that night.

She has been charged with battery domestic violence, a misdemeanor.

Comments (47)
  1. John M says:

    Shades of Lorena Bobbit!

    1. Jim Dea says:

      what kind of whimp can’t overpower a woman for a whole two minutes to get back custody of his nut?

      1. Ivan Yurkenov says:

        Jim, there is good, solid, painful reason for the time-tested phrase of “having [someone] by the nuts”. Either no one ever grabbed yours, or you have none to grab. Which is it?


      2. ChiefWillie says:

        Sort of depends how hard she was squeezing it, doesn’t it ???

  2. Barry says:

    It seems like he has three nuts.

    1. rockerdon says:

      Hahaha! He sure does…..

    2. Jim Dea says:

      He almost lost one of em! She wanted a rock for his nut.

  3. jeff says:

    The charge should be first degree sexual assault (felony). She’s a nut and I can see why he’d be divorcing her.

    1. LOU gots says:

      The reason it’s not sexual assault is that there was no sexual intent–no sexual mens rea.. The intent was to injure or to inflict pain. not sexual arousal or gratification.

  4. Miguel says:

    He deserved it…you people are just big whiners and babies loooking for easy way out all the time! Grow some back bone you wimps. Police should find better things to do than wasting time with an arrest on something that is none of their business and personal.

    1. Jim Dea says:

      Fact is he should have been able to recover his own testicle without getting public servants involved.

      1. Ivan Yurkenov says:

        Jim, odds are that had he used the necessary force to “recapture ownership” of his gonad, SHE would have dialed 9-1-1 and HE would be the one sitting in stir!


    2. Mike says:

      Sure Miguel, after the divorce, you can marry Maryann. (her’s some advice, go to Sports Authority and buy a catcher’s cup first).

    3. mathiew says:

      first, assault is no longer not the polices’ business when the one assaulted presses charges. Just as it is no longer not the polices’ business when an abused wife presses charges on her husband. Also, why have you not considered that he might not want to hurt her, but I guess the first thing to do to the woman I once loved would be to punch her in the face until she either lets go of my testicle, or her jaw shatters. Also, I don’t see how hiding a 15k ring, planning to file divorce, and then nearly getting your testicle ruptured is the “easy way out” unless the hard way out is melting down the ring, killing yourself, and getting your manhood destroyed. If that is the case, then yes I will be looking for the easy way out every time.

  5. walter12 says:

    Well, that is the end of that marriage. These people nowadays are insane.

  6. Chicago Nick says:

    Easy to see why he would want a divorce from that nutgrabbing battleaxe….

  7. supershwa says:

    Oh the poor gold digger wasn’t allowed to have her $15k ring back.

    Bachelorhood is so much nicer…and less stressful.

  8. Menrule says:

    She should be charge with the new definition of Rape ( As requested by a woman’s group) with prison sentence of life without parole.

  9. Menrule says:

    She should be charge with the new definition of Rape ( As requested by a woman’s group) with prison sentence of life without parole.

  10. Chuck says:

    A swift punch to the side of her head would have made her let go. And that’s what she would have gotten from me.

    1. Consti Tution says:

      At which point Chuck you would be the one in jail. Some states AUTOMATICALLY deep males the agressor becsue “women are not capable of the same physical strenght.” Some states arrest BOTH people which is what I think should be done then some of the calls that are not necessary can at least be limited. Some (NOT ALL) women who try to claim abuse are using it as a tool which is wrong. Arrest both people, book them, then figure it out.

      1. Snake says:

        If you find yourself in that position simply put your thumb on one side of the person’s nose, and your second finger under the Pena of their ear. Squeeze your fingers together and they will let go. Also can be used to get out of a choke and other bad places. This is Classical Japanese Jujitsu, Danzen ryu Jujitsu.

        Semper Fidelis


    2. ChiefWillie says:

      Well Chuck…If she had a really, really good grip on it and he knocked her across the room…..where , then, would his testicle end up ??? Probably half-way across the room which still would do him little good.

  11. mike says:

    Sounds like she was trained by thew TSA !

  12. JOe Dutra says:

    And if he had given her a right cross to the head in order to free his scrotum from her death grip, he would be in jail.

  13. furdburfull says:

    She would have been floating bloted corpse the day after with no cop involvment, but a hammer to the temple; and a short ride to a canal.

  14. bubba says:

    That’s just nuts. It takes a lot of balls to do that.She goes for the crown jewels after he hid hers. he may have been drinkin but she didn’t have to be so testy.

    1. hairless says:

      Nice one bubba, But if this happened to you, your’e in a lot of pain and it’s not funny beleave me I have!

  15. Sal says:

    Gives new meaning to the term ball-breaker.

  16. jackie rachter says:

    this is nuts

  17. Genitalman's Genitalman says:

    Testicular assault.

    If he had killed her with it he would have been charged with testicular womanslaughter.

  18. AZ Schumi says:

    Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t….

    1. ChiefWillie says:

      Hee Hee Hee !!!!

  19. D Vessar says:

    Maybe it took two minutes because he like it!

  20. BigBoa says:

    This bimbo needs a charge of sexual assault on her record.

    If they’re going to charge a poor kid in Boston with sexual assault for defending himself by kicking the bully assaulting him in the groin, this ditz needs to be prosecuted for at LEAST the same thing…..

  21. George N. Weezie says:

    She must work for the TSA. ZING!

  22. Mike Alright says:

    Why American men continue to waste their time on westernized women is beyond me. Stay away from western women unless you enjoy losing half or usually more of what you think you won in this feminized USSA.

  23. Big Buford says:

    Mr Scott, obviously, has never given Mrs Scott a good ole fashioned but frackin till her nose bled, lest she would have known better.

  24. Frank Palazzi says:

    “Honey, what was Jed’s last name on the Beverly HIllbillies?:
    Then she did.

  25. Tom Cruz says:

    I think she’s going to claim that she was entitled it through Florida’s 50/50 split of all marital assets law…

  26. alison says:

    Why the hell dont they teach every girl how to do this at school?
    Surely it would cut down the number of assaults on women by men, and show them they needn’t be helpless victims.

  27. amanda lal says:

    these poor blokes werent so lucky when theyre wifez grabed theyre nuts

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